The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
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you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
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just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
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