All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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