I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
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His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
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