...is it true? will i see you next weekend
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
I think he's only dating me for my ass...