just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins