my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
Randomize