If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
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PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
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Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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