oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
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I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
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oh my god i'm in a crawl space
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
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