i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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