He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
I'm on my "fiiiiirrrst" glass of wine- the quotes mean it's the last of the bottle- so I really need you to pick up your phone so we can talk about this
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
Randomize
