so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
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Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
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Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
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