i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
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We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
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Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling