My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
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If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
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Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.