he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
Annabeth just got on the bar and slurred something about how she was worried that when she started dating you your penis wouldnt fit. You are one lucky bastard my friend.
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I spent part of my valentines extracting candy hearts from a woman's vagina. The entire time I was thinking "this job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes."
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
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Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
I force fed him french fries and then proceeded to tell him how sexy corgi’s are … it’s safe to say he’s not texting me for a second date.
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
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