I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
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Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
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Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
We need to get me chipped asap
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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