I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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