Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
Randomize
