There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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