He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
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