couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
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You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
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i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
my liver is dry heaving
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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