I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
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I accidentally requested the ides of march off instead of st patricks day. Is this an omen? will alcohol be my brutus?
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
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I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
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