Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
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she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
At least drunk me was smart enough to stash toilet paper in my bag before I started my walk home. Finally countless squat pees and wiping with grass taught me to be prepared.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
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YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs