i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
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He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
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What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
Dave called me blind fucking drunk thinking he was going to die from drinking with drake bell(wtf?) saying "it's all that drake motherfucker's fault" and later proceeded to tell me "you are my twitter"
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.