I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever