I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
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Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
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dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
Drunk me really needs to stop 1. telling every attractive dude in a relationship that monogamy isn't real 2. Proposing threesomes with them and their girlfriends
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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