A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
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Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
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I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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