So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
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#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
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Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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