I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
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thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I wanted sex but got Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, instead. Then I had to drive 30 minutes home wet. Worst booty call, ever.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
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God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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