I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.
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I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
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I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo