I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
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You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
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And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
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