Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
When the bouncer doesn't let you in... Don't ask him where he works so you could file a complaint with the better business bureau... It only proves him right.
It's 5 PM...and you're 35. Congrats on being an amazing human being.
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