we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
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he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
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I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
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