So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
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Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
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Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
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