It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
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Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
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He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
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