pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
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