Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
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