Need sex. Gaining weight.
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
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I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
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Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
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