my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
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