In the future we'll all be gay
my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
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she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
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Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.