I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
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There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
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you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
I just want nice things and good sex
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.