We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
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I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
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We're not piercing ourselves today.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
I'm hiding in my office refusing to turn the light on holding puke down stealing and shoveling down the meeting snacks and regretting my poor life choices. goldfish crackers are like crack to me right now. how is your day?
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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