seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.