Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
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apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
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she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
I need water and some morals