I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.