Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
I'd like to apologize to your liver. It sees how much beer i drink and gets jealous of how awesome my liver is.
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
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Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
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My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.