He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
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An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
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Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.