yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
Just cropdusted the office
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
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I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
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It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
Do you have feelings for this penis?
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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