im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
I checked into jail on foursquare
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
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why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
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BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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