we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
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i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
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Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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