Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
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I think I have vodka in my lungs
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
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what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
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