I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
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Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
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Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?