So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
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halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
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I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
Gotta say, self-deprecating Lord of the Rings-themed sex jokes were not on my agenda for today.
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