Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
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He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
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I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
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