lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
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You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
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Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
I was gonna be Romantic and write your name in emoji eggplants but A's are hard
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode