omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
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We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
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You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
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