so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
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So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
I'm not sure that our 12-years-ago-high-school-"relationship," and 179 texts in the last 4 hours is gonna be enough to squeeze a naked smartphone picture of me. I'm gonna need some chicken wings or Makers Mark before that starts happening.
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We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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