Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
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in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
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I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
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