I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
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