Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
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hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
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How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
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